Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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