come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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