It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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