Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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