Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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