Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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