escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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