I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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