I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
21 Guys Share Their Insane Stripper Stories
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...