I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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