And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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