I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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