I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
