Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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