it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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