I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I can't turn off my feet"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Help. Why am I so naked?
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