would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Randomize
