Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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