just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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