Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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