I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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