if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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