i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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