Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
