Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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