Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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