is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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