last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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