So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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