She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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