dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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