i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Someone signed my nipple.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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