so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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