I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.