Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love