so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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