We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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