I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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