FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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