did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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