Already got asked if we're dating
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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