How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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