3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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