he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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