Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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