just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
