Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Send help, water and tortillas.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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