Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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