If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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