Sry I called you an 8
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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