i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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