There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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