i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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